Week Sauce


Sleep is for the weak.  That’s why you don’t sleep on the weekends.



Hoboken, N.J.


I want to open up a homeless themed resort, preferably in Hoboken.  I’ll call it either the Hobo Hotel or the Tramp Towers.  At my establishment, you’ll be provided with the finest boxes and crates to sleep in, a kiddie pool for both swimming and bathing, and the best back alley buffet in the country.  No fresh food here.  And when we’ll all booked up for the weekend, I’ll just post a sign that says “No Vagrancy.”