My bucket list

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I started to write it out but got lazy and printed out the rest.  All 176 items.

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The Court of Pun

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It’s my new courtroom reality TV show.  When you swear in, you must curse.  When the judge shouts order in the court, it means you need to tell the bailiff what you want for lunch.  He’s going out for sandwiches.  At sentencing, the judge teaches you proper grammar.  And you get into any taping for free if you bring a quart of water.  The Quart of Law.