If you are on the internets and reading this right now, I am officially holding a punning competition. Punch me with your best original puns. If it’s not original, then I shall be disappointed.
Send it to my email at firstname.lastname@example.org. Remember to include your name, contact info, any gang affiliation and proper punctuation.
This contest shall end May 29, 2014. The top three puns will be rewarded by being posted on this website and their choice of a $10 subway gift card, a giant chocolate bar, or…the mystery box. Trust me, you want the mystery box.
“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.”