First

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It’s april, you fools!

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Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmass, website of mine.  I still don’t understand what this holiday has to do with the weight of Jesus.

…I’m a horrible person when it comes to puns.

Winter is Coming

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I thought of this pun but the internet told me it had already been done.  Except I thought of a giant winter super-sale for an electronic store and the event is hold under a tent in the parking lot.   “Come on down to Bob’s Electronics because now is the winter of our discount tent!”

Either I’m a marketing genius or a madman.  Probably both.